[ MUSIC ]
>> NO, NO.
MOVE ALL THOSE THINGS
TO THE SIDE.
>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
>> HEY, YOU GUYS.
>> HEY.
>> YOU ARE LATE FOR WORK.
>> IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
THERE WAS A LI
AT THE CORN DOGGERY.
>> YOU GOT US CORN DOGS?
>> YEAH, DUDE.
>> THIS IS NOT CORN DOG TIME.
OKAY, GIVE ME A CORN DOG.
>> SO, WHAT IS ALL THIS?
>> THAT IS A BIG ROCK.
>> FROM OUTER SPACE.
>> NO, I MEAN,
WHAT'S THIS CRANE FOR?
>> TO MOVE THE ROCK.
IT WEIGHS OVER 7,000 POUNDS.
>> WOW.
CAN I BORROW THIS CRANE
TO MOVE MY BIG UNCLE ROSCO?
BECAUSE HE'S BEEN
ON OUR COUCH SINCE CHRISTMAS.
>> DARN IT.
WHICH ONE OF THESE CONTROLS
MAKES THE--
[ CRASHING THROUGH FLOORS ]
>> YOU DROPPED THE ROCK.
>> WOW, THAT THING IS GOING
TO FALL ALL THE WAY DOWN
TO THE MAN CAVE.
>> RAY.
[ BEEPING ]
>> HEY, I CAN'T TALK.
I'M HULA-SIZING WITH LAYLANI.
>> RAY.
THERE'S A 7,000-POUND SPACE ROCK
ON ITS WAY DOWN THERE.
>> THERE'S A WHAT
ON ITS WAY DOWN WHERE?
[ SCREAMS ]
>> RAY?
YOU THERE?
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
RAY, A VERY HEAVY ROCK IS ABOUT
TO CRASH THROUGH YOUR CEILING.
>> YEAH.
THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP.
>> IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED.
>> MY DAD WAS
AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST.
>> I WANTED AN AFTERSCHOOL JOB.
>> AND BY ACCIDENT,
HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE.
AH!
>> I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE
AND MET
A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY.
>> I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND.
NOW I PROTECT
THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW.
WHO CALL ME...
>> HE TURNED OUT TO BE...
>> YOU KNOW THE NAME.
>> CAPTAIN MAN.
>> THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY.
IN TIME, I REALIZED THAT
BEING A SUPERHERO
IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE.
>> HE WANTED SOME HELP.
>> I NEEDED A SIDEKICK.
>> I, HENRY HART...
>> PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER
TELL ANYONE...
>> THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S
SECRET SIDEKICK.
>> IT IS DONE.
>> NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES.
>> AND FIGHT CRIME.
>> FEELS GOOD.
>> CALL IT.
>> UP THE TUBE!
OH, MY BOOT.
>> AH!
>> HENRY!
>> WHAT, PIPER?
>> MAKE JASPER LEAVE.
>> NO.
I TOLD HIM HE COULD USE MY ROOM.
>> BUT HE'S DOING
HIS STUPID BUCKET PODCAST.
>> SO?
>> HE'S SUCKING UP
ALL OUR BANDWIDTH.
>> HE'LL BE DONE SOON.
>> BUT I'M TRYING TO DOWNLOAD
THE NEW GINGER FOX MUSIC VIDEO
AND IT'S TAKING FOREVER.
>> LOOK, I TOLD JASPER
HE COULD DO HIS PODCAST
FROM MY ROOM,
AND THAT'S HOW IT IS.
>> WELL, WHY CAN'T
HE DO HIS DUMB PODCAST
FROM HIS OWN DUMB HOUSE?
>> BECAUSE JASPER'S PARENTS
DON'T BELIEVE IN THE INTERNET. >> THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM. >> WHY DON'T I GO
CHECK ON JASPER?
>> YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU?
>> SO, RON, I HEAR THAT YOU WENT TO BUCKET-CON IN SAN DIEGO.
>> YEAH. IT WAS WILD.
AND I PICKED UP A LOT
OF BUCKET KNOWLEDGE THERE.
SO MANY GREAT PEOPLE.
>> GREAT, GREAT PEOPLE.
HEY, MY PAL HENRY
JUST WALKED IN.
MAYBE WE'LL GET HIM
TO COME ON OUR PODCAST LATER
AND TALK BUCKETS WITH US.
OR NOT.
SO, RON, I UNDERSTAND
THAT YOU LEARNED EVERYTHING
YOU KNOW ABOUT BUCKETS
FROM YOUR FATHER.
>> THAT IS CORRECT.
MY DAD IS A CERTIFIED
BUCKET MASTER.
>> RIGHT, AND I HEAR HE'S MAKING
A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT--
YEAH, SURE.
OKAY.
UNTIL NEXT TIME,
THIS IS JASPER DUNLOP
SENDING YOU...
BUCKETS OF LOVE.
>> OH MY GOD.
>> HEY, GREAT SHOW, RON.
>> AH, DANG IT.
>> WHAT NOW?
>> FOR ONE HOUR THEY WERE
LETTING EVERYONE DOWNLOAD
THE NEW GINGER FOX VIDEO
FOR FREE.
NOW I GOT TO PAY FOR IT.
THANKS A LOT, JASPER.
>> YOU KNOW, PIPER,
YOU HAVE AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM.
[ SCREAMING ]
>> NO, I DON'T.
>> COME ON. COME ON. BREAK IT UP. >> YOUR SISTER'S NUTS.
>> YOU BETTER JUST GO.
>> ALL RIGHT. COME ON, RON.
>> THIS ISN'T OVER, JASPER.
YOU'RE GOING TO PAY
IN THIS LIFE OR THE NEXT.
[ SCREAMING ]
>> CALM DOWN. >> NO. >> USE YOUR WORDS.
>> NO.
>> USE YOUR WORDS.
>> NO.
[ SCREAMS ]
>> RAY, WHAT'S WRONG? >> SHH. >> SHH.
>> HOW COME YOU GUYS ARE--
>> SHH.
>> WHY ARE YOU SHUSHING ME?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
THEY STARTED IT.
>> WILL YOU TWO BE QUIET?
>> WE HAVE A SITUATION.
>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> OKAY, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO USE YOUR WORDS. >> LOOK AT THE SPACE ROCK.
>> WHAT THE JACK HAPPENED?
>> IT HATCHED.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT HATCHED?
IT'S A ROCK.
ROCKS DON'T HATCH.
DO ROCKS HATCH
>> NO. EGGS HATCH.
>> SO...
THE SPACE ROCK
WAS REALLY A SPACE EGG?
>> YEAH.
AND LAST NIGHT IT HATCHED
AND SOME THING
CRAWLED OUT OF IT.
>> WELL, WHERE'D IT GO?
>> WE DON'T KNOW.
>> BUT IT LEFT
THAT PURPLE SLIME TRAIL.
>> SO, YOU'RE SAYING THAT
SOME CREATURE FROM OUTER SPACE
CRAWLED OUT OF THAT EGG ROCK
AND NOW IT'S SOMEWHERE
AROUND HERE,
BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS?
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> OKAY THEN.
UP THE TUBE.
>> SO, SHE'S GONE. [ SQUEAKING ] >> I HEAR IT.
GOOCH, TURN OFF
ALL NON-ESSENTIAL EQUIPMENT.
>> RIGHT.
>> OH MY GOD, SOMETHING'S SQUEEZING ME. >> AND HENRY IS GONE.
>> I'M RIGHT HERE.
>> ALL RIGHT, THIS IS STUPID. WE DON'T NEED TO BE AFRAID. >> EASY FOR YOU TO SAY.
>> YEAH, YOU'RE INDESTRUCTIBLE.
NO CREATURE
IS GOING TO HURT YOU.
>> OH YEAH?
WHAT IF IT CRAWLS UP MY LEG?
I DON'T NEED SOME ALIEN THING
ALL UP IN THERE.
>> SO, WHAT DO WE DO?
>> I THINK IF WE JUST
CALMLY SEARCH THE MAN CAVE--
[ SQUEAKING ]
[ SCREAMING ]
>> UP THE TUBE.
>> YEAH. YEAH, SHE'S HERE AT MY HOUSE. GOOCH WANTS TO KNOW
WHY YOU'RE NOT AT WORK.
>> I'M NOT GOING BACK THERE
UNTIL SOMEBODY
CATCHES THAT CREATURE
AND GETS RID OF IT.
>> DON'T YOU WANT TO SEE IT?
>> YEAH, I WANT TO SEE IT.
I WANT TO SEE IT DEAD.
>> SHE SAYS
SHE'S NOT COMING BACK TO WORK
UNTIL WE CATCH THE...
YOU KNOW WHAT.
YEAH.
WOMEN DO BE CRAZY.
>> I HEARD THAT.
>> HEY, I LEFT MY BACKPACK
DOWN IN THE...
OH, YOU DID?
HEY, PIPER.
>> WHAT?
>> A GUY I WORK WITH
SAYS HE DROPPED
MY BACKPACK OFF HERE.
>> YEAH. MOM HAS IT.
STOP BOTHERING ME.
>> YEAH, I GOT IT, THANKS.
OKAY, LATER.
SO, DID YOU--
DID YOU FIND OUT
ANYTHING ABOUT THE SPACE ROCK
OR EGG OR WHATEVER?
>> YEAH, AND I'M WORRIED.
>> ABOUT?
>> WHAT IF THAT WAS JUST
THE FIRST ALIEN SPACE ROCK EGG?
WHAT IF MORE COME
AND THEN THE ALIENS
TAKE OVER THE EARTH
AND USE US HUMANS AS FOOD?
>> THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN.
>> WHY NOT?
>> BECAUSE IF THEY'RE ALIENS
WHO TRAVELED HERE,
THAT MEANS THEY'D HAVE
TO BE HIGHLY INTELLIGENT.
AND HIGHLY INTELLIGENT CREATURES
WOULDN'T EAT
OTHER LIVING CREATURES.
>> WOULDN'T THEY?
>> OH MY GOD.
>> OH YEAH, OH YEAH. I AM THE GOLDEN BOY. >> SHOWTIME.
>> WHAT ARE YOU ALL PUMPED UP ABOUT? >> YEAH, JASPER, WHAT'S UP?
>> YOU GUYS KNOW
MY LATEST BUCKET PODCAST?
>> YEAH?
>> 100,007 DOWNLOADS.
>> WHAT?
>> NO.
>> THAT MANY PEOPLE
DOWNLOADED YOUR NEW PODCAST?
>> YES, SIR.
>> AND WHAT'S THE MOST
YOU'VE EVER GOT BEFORE?
>> SEVEN.
>> WOW, THAT'S REALLY GREAT.
I BET THIS SUCCESS
MAKES YOU FEEL SO MUCH BETTER
ABOUT YOURSELF AS A PERSON.
>> IT DOES.
LATER, I'M GOING TO GO
TO MY GRANDMA'S HOUSE
AND I'M GOING TO SAY,
"HEY GRANDMA,
WHO'S USELESS NOW?"
>> GOOD FOR YOU, JASP.
>> THANKS.
HEY, CAN I GO UP TO YOUR ROOM
AND RECORD A SPECIAL
THANK YOU MESSAGE FOR MY FANS?
>> SURE.
>> THANKS.
>> WAY TO GO, JASPER.
YOU'RE A ROCK STAR.
>> THAT'S HOW I FEEL.
>> HA!
>> SHE DID SOMETHING.
>> PIPER...
>> YEAH?
>> WHAT DID YOU DO?
>> OKAY. OKAY.
I WENT ON A WEBSITE
AND FOR 10 BUCKS,
I BOUGHT JASPER
100,000 FAKE DOWNLOADS.
>> WELL, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? >> TO GET HIM ALL HAPPY AND EXCITED
SO LATER I CAN CRUSH HIM.
>> OKAY, THAT'S A REALLY
MEAN THING TO--
>> [ SCREAMING ]
>> MOM?
>> WHERE'S THE BUG SPRAY?
I NEED THE BUG SPRAY
AND A BASEBALL BAT.
>> MOM. MOM.
MOM, WHAT'S WRONG?
>> I...
I WAS DOWN IN THE BASEMENT
WASHING YOUR BACKPACK
BECAUSE IT WAS
ALL STICKY INSIDE.
OH, HI, CHARLOTT
AND THERE WAS THIS BUG
OR MAYBE IT WAS A RAT,
WHATEVER IT WAS,
IT JUMPED ON ME
AND LANDED ON MY SHOULDER.
>> UH-OH. >> WHA... I GOT TO GO NEXT DOOR
AND BORROW SOME BUG SPRAY
AND MAYBE A SHOTGUN.
>> MY BACKPACK. THE CREATURE MUST'VE CRAWLED IN MY BACKPACK AT WORK.
>> AND NOW IT'S HERE.
>> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
TALKING ABOUT?
>> NOTHING.
>> YOU'RE NOTHING.
>> WE GOT TO FIND THAT CREATURE.
COME DOWN
TO THE BASEMENT WITH ME.
>> I GOT A BETTER IDEA.
>> WHAT?
SO... SHE'S GONE.
>> OH, HONEY, WOULD YOU GET DOWN FROM THERE? >> I'LL COME DOWN
AFTER YOU SHOW ME
ITS DEAD LIFELESS BODY.
>> WHY ARE YOU SO SCARED
OF A BUG?
>> IT'S NOT JUST A BUG.
IT'S A HUGE ICKY CREATURE THING.
>> LADIES BE CRAZY.
>> SOMETIMES LADIES
BE MAKING SENSE.
>> JUST GO KILL IT.
>> ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING.
TWO X CHROMOSOMES.
>> RAY. RAY. >> HEY, HENRY, I CAN'T TALK. GOOCH AND I ARE STILL LOOKING
FOR THE CREATURE.
>> YEAH, I DON'T THI
YOU'RE GOING TO FIND IT.
>> WHY NOT?
>> BECAUSE IT'S IN MY HOUSE.
>> WHAT?
>> GOOCH DROPP
MY BACKPACK OFF HERE
AND I GUESS IT WAS INSIDE.
>> DID YOU SEE THE CREATURE?
>> NO, BUT IT JUMPED ON MY MOM.
>> OH, MAN, IS YOUR MOM OKAY?
>> YEAH, SHE'S ALL RIGHT.
>> BECAUSE SHE IS
ONE FINE LOOKING LADY.
>> RAY, WILL YOU JUST--
>> [ SCREAMING ]
>> WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED?
DID YOU SEE THE BUG?
>> YEP.
>> WELL, DID YOU KILL IT?
>> NOPE.
>> YOU BETTER GET OVER HERE.
>> OKAY, TO ALL MY LISTENERS OUT THERE WHO'VE ALREADY TUNED IN, MY NEXT OFFICIAL
"JUST BUCKET" LIVE PODCAST
WILL BEGIN IN SEVEN MINUTES.
>> YES.
START PODDING ALREADY.
[ DOOR KNOCKING ]
>> HEY, JASPER. >> SORRY, PIPER, YOU CAN'T BRING ME DOWN TODAY.
YOU KNOW WHY?
100,007 DOWNLOADS.
>> I DON'T WANT
TO BRING YOU DOWN.
I JUST WANT TO KNOW
IF I CAN MAYBE
BE A GUEST ON YOUR PODCAST.
>> WHY?
YOU'RE NOT A BUCKET LOVER.
YOU'RE A BUCKET HATER.
>> NO, NO, NO.
YOU GOT ME ALL WRONG, FRIEND.
I'M NOT A BUCKET HATER.
I'M BUCKET CURIOUS.
>> YOU ARE?
>> YEAH.
AND MAYBE IF I LEARN MORE
ABOUT THEM, ONE DAY I COULD BE
A BUCKETEER LIKE YOU
AND ALL YOUR FANS.
>> OKAY. SURE.
YOU CAN BE A GUEST
ON MY PODCAST.
>> GREAT.
>> WHERE'S THE EXTERMINATOR? >> I DON'T KNOW. HENRY, JUST GO DOWN
TO THE BASEMENT
AND KILL THAT THING.
>> OH, YOU'RE GOING
TO SEND ME DOWN THERE?
>> ARE YOU CRAZY?
WE ARE NOT SENDING OUR SON
TO DO BATTLE WITH SOME
DANGEROUS FREAKY RAT BUG.
>> YOU'RE RIGHT.
PIPER!
MOMMY AND DADDY
HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU TO DO!
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
>> I GOT IT.
>> HI. >> HEY, WHAT ARE YOU-- >> JUST PLAY ALONG.
HELLO, CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW.
>> OH MY GOD, IT'S CAPTAIN MAN.
>> IN OUR HOUSE.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> WELL, SOMETIMES I GO AROUND
TO VARIOUS NEIGHBORHOODS
IN SWELLVIEW TAKING SURVEYS.
>> SURVEYS?
>> OH YEAH, I HEARD ABOUT THAT
ON THE NEWS.
>> YOU GUYS MIND
TAKING A SURVEY?
>> NOT AT ALL.
>> GO AHEAD.
>> GREAT.
QUESTION ONE,
HOW OFTE
DO YOU PARTICIPATE IN SURVEYS?
"A," OFTEN,
B, RARELY,
OR C, THIS IS MY FIRST SURVEY.
>> I THINK
THIS IS OUR FIRST SURVEY.
>> I THINK IT IS.
>> CAPTAIN MAN...
>> YES, BOY?
>> SINCE YOU JUST HAPPEN
TO BE HERE,
MAYBE YOU CAN HELP US OUT
WITH A PROBLEM?
>> PROBLEM?
>> YEAH.
WE GOT A BIG SCARY BUG
DOWN IN OUR BASEMENT.
>> A SCARY BUG, HUH?
WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY
I TAKE THIS
DOWN TO YOUR BASEMENT
AND TEACH THAT BUG SOME MANNERS?
THAT SOUND GOOD TO YOU,
PRETTY LADY?
>> IT DOES.
>> YEAH, IT DOES.
>> SO, GOOD LUCK, CAPTAIN MAN. >> RIGHT.
>> I HOPE HE KILLS THE BUG. >> YEAH. THEN WE CAN FINISH THAT SURVEY.
>> RIGHT.
>> EAT LASER, SLIME BEAST.
YOU PICKED THE WRONG PLANET
TO HATCH ON.
I GOT YOU.
OH MY GOD, YOU'RE NOT DEAD.
NO, NOBODY THERE. >> YOU KNOW, I REALLY THINK MY PODCAST
IS HELPING SPREAD EXCITEMENT
ABOUT BUCKETEERING.
>> AMEN, BROTHER. POD ON.
[ CRASHING ]
>> I'M NOT SUR
WHAT ALL THAT NOISE IS.
[ SCREAMING ]
BUT RIGHT NOW
I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU
TO A SPECIAL GUEST.
SO, PLEASE PUT YOUR BUCKETS
TOGETHER FOR PIPER HART.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> IT'S SO GREAT TO BE HERE, JASPER. WE'RE LIVE, RIGHT?
>> OH YEAH.
WE'RE LIVE ON THE WEB.
EVEN MY GRANDMA IS LISTENING.
>> NICE.
SO, I HEAR YOUR LAST PODCAST
GOT HOW MANY DOWNLOADS?
>> 100,007.
SO FAR.
>> WOW, IMPRESSIVE.
>> ISN'T IT?
>> IT WOULD BE EXCEPT THAT
100,000 OF THOSE DOWNLOADS
ARE FAKE.
>> SAY WHAT?
>> YEAH.
I WENT ONLINE AND BOUGHT YOU
100,000 FAKE DOWNLOADS.
>> [ GASPS ]
>> WHY?
>> SO YOU'D THINK YOUR PODCA
WAS REALLY POPULAR,
WHICH IT'S NOT.
>> [ PANTING ]
HEY. >> HI. >> WHAT HAPPENED?
>> DID YOU KILL
THE CREATURE THING?
>> ALMOST.
DID YOU GUYS
SEE IT CRAWL UP HERE?
>> UP HERE?
>> WHAT?
>> YOU LOST IT?
>> NO, NO.
BUT IT CRAWLED INTO
YOUR AIR CONDITIONING VENT.
I THINK IT MIGHT BE
HEADED UP TO THE ROOF.
YOU PEOPLE WAIT HERE.
>> CAPTAIN MAN? >> YES? >> AFTER YOU KILL THE THING,
ARE WE GOING
TO FINISH THE SURVEY?
>> OH YEAH.
>> WILL YOU GO KILL IT? >> RIGHT. >> SO YOU PAID MONEY
JUST TO MAKE ME FEEL
ALL HAPPY AND EXCITED
FOR NOTHING?
>> NO.
I PAID MONEY TO MAKE YOU FEEL
ALL HAPPY AND EXCITED
SO THAT THEN I COULD MAKE YOU
FEEL ALL SAD AND DEPRESSED.
UPDATE, IT WORKED.
>> BUT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
BECAUSE WHEN YOU DID
YOUR LAST PODCAST HERE,
I COULDN'T DOWNLOAD
GINGER FOX'S NEW VIDEO.
>> WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE TRYING
TO DOWNLOAD SOMETHING.
>> WELL, YOU KNOW NOW,
DON'T YOU?
>> BUT COULDN'T YOU HAVE
JUST TOLD ME
THAT YOU WERE TRYING--
CAPTAIN MAN?
>> WHAT THE--
>> NO TIME FOR QUESTIONS.
DIE, ALIEN SCUM!
>> WHAT'S HAPPENING? >> WHAT ARE YOU SHOOTING AT? >> AN ALIEN.
>> BEST PODCAST EVER.
>> OH MY GOD. >> THE CREATURE.
>> MOM! >> WAIT! COME BACK! >> NO!
>> WELL, I MAY NOT HAVE 100,000 DOWNLOADS, BUT AT LEAST
I DON'T HAVE A SLIMEY ALIEN
STUCK TO MY FACE.
>> IT'S ON MY FACE. IT'S ON MY FACE. IT'S ON MY FACE.
IT'S ON MY FACE.
>> EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL.
LITTLE GIRL!
STOP RUNNING SO I CAN
SHOOT IT OFF YOUR FACE!
>> HE'LL PROBABLY JUST SHOOT IT OFF HER FACE. [ SHOOTING ]
[ SCREAMING ]
>> I GOT YOU.
WELL, THE CREATURE CHEWED HER CHEEK UP A LITTLE, BUT SHE'S OKAY.
>> I AM NOT OKAY.
>> OH, PIPER, DON'T BE A DRAMA QUEEN. >> SERIOUSLY.
>> WHAT ABOUT THE CREATURE?
DID YOU KILL IT?
>> OH, I THINK SO.
I SHOT HIM WITH THIS THING
NINE TIMES AND IT CRAWLED
UNDER A BUSH TO DIE.
I DON'T THINK THAT CREATURE
WILL BOTHER ANYONE EVER AGAIN.
[ ALIEN SQUEALING ]